Andrew Luck. Robert Griffin III. Trent Richardson. Ryan Tannehill. These are the names on every football’s fans lips as we head into the 2012 NFL Draft on Thursday. Well, almost every football fan. Seems like this pretty lady has been obsessing over Matt Johnson, Tyler Nielsen, Eddie Whitley, and other obscure late-round talents who will have to wait until Saturday afternoon for their names to be called (if they’re called at all). But when that Patriot League offensive tackle or Ivy League kicker is finally christened 2012’s Mr. Irrelevant — as the last pick in the draft has come to be known — we’re willing to bet he’ll forego his all-expenses-paid trip to Disneyland (as is customarily awarded to the last man standing) for a visit to New York with Brianne here. It’s sexual offers like these that make us wish we had been mediocre college football players.