So you’ve been chatting with a chick you met in the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. She wants to see pictures of the huge muscles you’ve been telling her you have and promises to send you some naughty shots if you oblige. The only problem? You may have exaggerated a bit about your “washboard abs” and … Read more
Much is made about excessive celebration these days, but seldom do you hear about excessive awkwardbration — and that’s not just because we made it up 5 minutes ago! Awkwardbration is everywhere in sports, and, surprisingly, happens to fewer white people than you’d think (but still mostly white people). Here are more of the best … Read more
This Sunday GED holders from around the country will tune in to watch the 54th Annual Daytona 500. As a special service to those viewers, as well as to the NASCAR drivers who may have forgotten a thing or two during the offseason, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to share this Google map to help … Read more
Sports are sweaty, full-contact, and for the most part played with equipment that resembles either a penis, a testicle or both. Thus, it’s no surprise that players can easily find themselves featured in the sorts of compromising images one would normally have to hack an iPhone to find. Here are some of our favorites. Enjoy … Read more
Andrew Luck. Robert Griffin III. Trent Richardson. Ryan Tannehill. These are the names on every football’s fans lips as we head into the 2012 NFL Draft on Thursday. Well, almost every football fan. Seems like this pretty lady has been obsessing over Matt Johnson, Tyler Nielsen, Eddie Whitley, and other obscure late-round talents who will … Read more
Screencap perfectly illustrates the effects of playing for one of the worst teams in baseball. It’s like The Picture of Dorian Gray but for the American League East.